Cop Out stars Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan as two cops who unravel a moronic mystery served up by an anemic villain born from Rosie O’Donnell and Tony Borowiak of All-4-One fame (‘I Swear’ – you know you remember). Sean William Scott stole the trailer and continued on to steal the movie as his character is pretty amusing. The rest of the cast bears no mention and reminded me of the roster of the Cleveland Cavs when LeBron still fake-cared: Money for one star and 10 guys from the Y fill out the rest. I would bet they wanted Eddie Murphy but couldn’t afford him. And yes I know Eddie is box office death but this movie would have been perfect for him. They even tried ripping off the great Beverly Hills Cop theme ‘Axel F’ by Harold Faltermeyer. Unreal.

The movie zooms along frenetically from plot point to plot point, ham fistedly throwing story arcs around like batarangs. They try very hard to fill your mind with subplots so that you don’t focus on the fact that one of the cops is mentally handicapped.

Plotlines aside, the movie is still terrible. It seems the directors main job was to give Tracy Morgan a face full of meth-laced blow before every scene and watch him scream his lines. Even with the meth I still think it was only a fraction of the ratass crazy swirling around his dome. Unleashing the full force of Tracy Morgan might end the world. I think the Mayans had it right and the end of the world is coming on December 21 2012 when they release Cop Out Deux.

Cop Out is one of the worst movies I’ve seen since last week. There – I said it. No preamble. No waxing lyrical about anything. The extended skit is brutally bad and an insult to Bruce Willis and his tough guy legacy. The movie spreads the chuckles out like a one legged hobo at a candy convention. It has been done better – much better – in many other films. Look for Midnight Run, Lethal Weapon, Hot Fuzz et all.

Get ready for more because it is one of the first of an inevitable avalanche of buddy cop movies coming out over the next few years. They mixed it up with a little chocolate in the vanilla pudding but a mentally ill Tracy Morgan can’t save an inept Bruce Willis. Bruce should stick to Die Hard and The Whole Nine yards threequels. 1 star.

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A Prairie Home Companion (iTunes HD Rental)
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Dear John (2010) (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)
Mystery Team (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)
The Road (iTunes Purchase Only)

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True Romance (1993) [Unrated] (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)
The Runaways (2010) (Pre-Order)

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Ghost in the Shell (iTunes Rental)
National Lampoon’s European Vacation (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (iTunes Rental)
The Last Station (Pre-Order)

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Mortal Kombat (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (iTunes HD Purchase)

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Invictus (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)
The Messenger (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)
The Spy Next Door (iTunes Extras) (iTunes HD Purchase)

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An Education (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)
Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (iTunes HD Purchase)
Rock Star (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)
Radioland Murders (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)

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Legion (iTunes Extras)
Daybreakers (iTunes Extras) (iTunes HD Rental & Purchase)
Edge of Darkness (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)

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Avatar (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)

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The Road (Pre-Order)
Earthlings
Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)

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Alice In Wonderland (2010) (Pre-Order)
Extraordinary Measures (Pre-Order)
The Incredible Hulk (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)

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It’s Complicated (Also Available In HD on iPad and Apple TV)
The Descent, Part 2 (iTunes HD Purchase)
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus Purchase Only
The Hustler Purchase Only
An Affair to Remember Purchase Only

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This weeks new release titles are now available for purchase and rent.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (iTunes Extras)
An Education
Sherlock Holmes (2009) (iTunes Extras) (Apple TV)

This weeks new release titles are now available for purchase and rent.

Gamer (iTunes Extras) (iTunes HD Purchase)
The Invention of Lying (Also Available in HD on Apple TV)
Pandorum (This movie will be available for rent Feb 17, 2010)
Whiteout (Also Available in HD on Apple TV)
Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball (Also Available in HD on Apple TV)

District 9 (iTunes Extras) (This movie will be available for rent Jan 19, 2010)
Extract (This movie will be available for rent Jan 21, 2010)
All About Steve (Also Available in HD on Apple TV)
(500) Days of Summer (Also Available in HD on Apple TV)

Angels & Demons (iTunes Extras) (This movie will be available for rent on Jan 08, 2010)
Funny People (2009) (iTunes Extras) (Also available in HD on the Apple TV)
Four Christmases (iTunes Extras) (Also available in HD on the Apple TV)
Shorts (2009) (Also available in HD on the Apple TV)
The Maiden Heist (This movie will be available for rent on Dec 11, 2010)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (iTunes Extra) (This movie will be available for rent Nov 25, 2009)
I Love You, Beth Cooper (Also Available in HD on Apple TV)
Aliens In the Attic (Also Available in HD on Apple TV
Hardwired (This movie will be available for rent Dec 18, 2009)

Orphan (2009) (Also Available in HD on Apple TV)
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (iTunes Extra) (This movie will be available for rent Nov 24, 2009)
Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure (This movie will be available for rent Dec 11, 2009)
Nothing Like the Holidays (This movie will be available for rent Dec 11, 2009)
Trickster (2008)
Voodoo Bayoo
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